This is a super cute picture of me.

This is a super cute picture of me.

Yay for looking so good! #partyhard #supercute

Yay for looking so good! #partyhard #supercute

clearly we had to test a jello shot to make sure they tasted good

but now i am like more buzzed again and i am in bed


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What is your favorite book that you have read in class?

I read Into Thin Air my junior year and I loved it. 

What is your most unusual skill?

I don’t think I have any. 

Would you ever be a beekeeper?

I have been. My family owns a bunch of hives. 

Favorite black and white film?

It’s a Wonderful Life is black and white, right? 

What was the last dream that you remember having?

Haha. It was me at some fight where women were kicking ass against different types of guys (like they had t-shirts with what they were representing- like “r/mensrights” or “troll” or “street harasser”) and I was up in the rafters and I was a sniper and I would just shoot the men down as soon as I got a clear shot. 

It was excellent. 

What is your favorite game to play? (not video game)

Dix It! Also Evil Baby Orphanage. 

What is your favorite plant/flower?

I like daisies a lot. I can’t think of any others. 

what is your favorite TV show from before the 21st century?


Current obsession of yours?

Game of Thrones is top of the list right now. 

what element of nature to you most identify with?


I have Earth Goddess stuff all  over. 

If you could be or meet any fictional character who would they be and why?

Definitely Kaylee from Firefly. With a close second of Wash. Oh man or Black Widow or Captain America. 


because i just love them okay

If you had a pony, and it gave birth to two baby ponies, what would you name the baby ponies?

George and Henry

If you had a bridge that led into a secret kingdom of awesome, what would have people trying to cross the bridge do to prove that they were legit?

The bridge would just know and if they weren’t they would get thrown off.

If someone offered you a million dollars to get plaid tattooed all over your body, would you do it?


What is a pet peeve of yours?

smacking gum. 

Llamas or Robots? 

robots. clearly. 

What is the coolest science fact you know?

i mostly just admire science from afar. 

My questions: 

If you were a tree, which would you be? 

What’s your craziest drunk story? 

Has a book ever changed your life? Which one? 


i don’t know! all of you. all of you do it. 


chris evans - for flaunt magazine

The photoshoot where Chris Evans looks like a truckstop hooker is an important part of

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i just made so many jello shots. 

i am so excited


straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

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I tried on a dress today and had to show  it to the bride. But also I look pretty cute. So enjoy that.

I tried on a dress today and had to show it to the bride. But also I look pretty cute. So enjoy that.



People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

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*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape

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i once sat across from a man that expounded for 10 minutes about how much he doesn’t like women who wear make up and how it takes away from natural beauty and how me, his date, was an example of a naturally beautiful woman. he didn’t know i spent literally an hour doing my make up before going on the date and that is when i realized that men who say shit like ‘i hate make up’ are weak and need to be destroyed.

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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

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